the newest member of side effects is I, not you, or you, or even him. I am Roc, i am 42 years old, a mad scientist with mail order degrees in murderology and murderonomy. im a master of illusions and enjoy long walks on the beach and womenwith blonde hair.

as a bout of my al knowingness, you may ask me anything and i will answer it

oh realy? ok then, do zombies realy exist? xD

yes they do... they eat the brains of humans, they dont like cats, and they follow the supreme command of Bob Barker.

Welcome!

May I visit your secret lab sometimes?

and, what's your recent project?

did dragons really exist

panadol - seceret lab is secret, u may not visit... unless u find it. my current project is anti-gnome underwear, so the gnomes cant give u wedgies


abhorsen- Yes, there was several types of dragons, unfourtunatly the high lord of common neighborhood shrubs ate them all.

Yeah!!!

About time someone did something about those bloody gnomes. I keep getting raped by em in WoW. So small...so deadly....so unclickable!!!
Haha

~Gwnyth

YES! succsess, the anti-gnome underwear works! unfortunetly they are very itchy and like to ride up, will have to work on that...

any requests on my next project, im thinking man eatinf tomatoes to guard ur veggie patch from evil zombie gophers

could you mutate a bird to make it HUGE and get its wings and make them so they can be put on human backs so we can control them and fly

or i could make a jet pack... seems alot less complicated. i hate birds, with there sqwaking and chirping. maybe a bird obliterater ray, with funny sound effects...